SALINE CO., Ill. - An amusing exchange that began this past Saturday, June 17, has a great number of Saline County residents literally rolling on the floor laughing nearly a week later.
So we thought it might be interesting to bring it to you here.
The matter started because on that day, one Eric Heflin, a good ol boy from Saline County, posted on his Facebook page this little statement:
For the mobile-y challenged: "Oh what a weekend. Kid shot and killed by Gibbs, broad fired for calling Gibbs a n****r. This Gibbs is effecting to much. Someone shoot him or turn him in so shit can go back to normal and all we gotta worry about is thief's and druggies."
The response was overwhelmingly supportive, as it was just kind of a random statement about a horrible event that happened last Friday (chronicled here and here, and if you are an online member and have access to the e-Edition, in this HUGE front-page article here) and people were wanting to vent.
For the mobile-phone challenged, I opted to copy and paste (you're welcome. It's laborious. But so, so worth it. Read on.)
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I've seen plenty of posts saying where he is and has been while he's reigning terror on Harrisburg June 20 at 6:49pm
Then in steps none other than one of the gangsta-wannabes, Ian Hamilton.
For the mobile readers:
Eric Heflin Do you see a little man jumping up and down in my eyes saying I give a fuck? I simply added you so you could say what ever the fuck you wanted to say. Whobidy whobidy, blah blah blah, my name ian g and I can shoot at yaw. You've spoke so you can either delete yourself or I can

Brian Berkel Heff bro just let it go let the cops deal with the bs either he can get cought peacefully or try n have a stand off with cops that's dudes choice but if he was in fact involved in the shootings and shit and gets cought he will be looked at some years easy makes no difference to me how tf they get em all its there choice. Weather they wanna. Fight the cops or make it easy not ours bro · June 20 at 7:06pm
And that's the end of it. You can see the whole thing on Heff's page at this link, as it's public.
So effectively, we have some big n bad homies (who maybe each do weigh in at about 120 pounds soaking wet) going around threatening people like bad internet hombres.

Ian Hamilton. Saggin and all. At least it's a relatively-clean looking toilet for him to flick his ash into.
What's supremely amusing is that one of them being threatened is Heflin. We know Heff. He's not one to be trifled with. He, like several people in and around Harrisburg who are concerned about this gangbanger trash running our streets, wouldn't hesitate to make sure that a threat was dispatched with all due haste.
So gangsta-wannabes, be aware: You might want to take your unintelligible talk someplace where people might actually be intimidated by it. Most of Harrisburg is not, despite what faux bravado you want to put out there. And for purposes of your own safety...don't talk that Swahili trash to somebody the likes of Heff. His friends tell us that man put the "c" in "crazy"...and it appears an entire population might be rooting him on if he's forced to show it.